Um.

Am I weird because I genuinely like essays?

Am I weird because I love arguing with people?

Am I weird because I enjoy your hugs so much that I wish they'd never end?

Am I weird because I listen to random music?

Am I weird because I cry in Criminal Minds, but yet I can't cry about somebody dying?

Am I weird because I can't eat popcorn?

Am I weird because I like ironing?

Am I weird because I'm a total nerd who reads books about philosophy and then attempts to do assignments on them?

Am I weird because I actually love going to school, no matter how much I deny it?

Am I weird because I have spazzes when my mum tries to feed me brussel sprouts and mash potato?

Am I weird because after spazzing I go into my room and play with my teddies?

Am I weird because I can't sleep without my toy frog?

Am I weird in general?

Probably, yes.